June 2005
The National Rifle Association's
Kooky Kidz Korner!
We here at Gun Guys are all about responsible gun ownership. That's why a certain new brand from the best friend a paranoid, disenfranchised, UN conspiracy theorist ever had (the NRA) has us more excited than Sean Hannity at Nixon's estate sale.
We're talking about the NRA Kooky Kidz Korner, a fun-filled jaunt for your young one into the exciting world of buying guns, using guns, and carrying guns. If you've got a child, you owe it to them and yourself to make sure they spend a little time perusing the Kooky Kidz Korner!
After all, for too long children have been a major strategic liability in a homeowners attempt to protect himself from dangerous criminals, the NWO, and wishy washy democrats. Children were nothing but targets...victims waiting to happen. As such, one had to devote considerable energy to protecting them from all threats: real or perceived.
Once your toddler has taken a trip down NRA Lane, you'll be amazed at how quickly they'll be able to empty a clip of ammo into that pesky monster in the closet. Then when they're done turning "Mr. Merbopali" into swiss cheese they'll have that pistol cleaned, reloaded, and cocked faster than you can say "big bird."
Indeed, after years of foolhardy attempts to prevent gun violence against children and accidental shootings by keeping guns out of the reach of our young ones, kudos are due to those who are doing their part to prove the age old adage "guns don't kill people, [little] people do." It's about time!
Rating: Five out of Five Bullets
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