Headline Archives for March 23, 2005 Gun Guys News In the Wake of a Wave of Shooting Sprees, It's Deja Vu All Over Again for a Shaken American Public (3.23) Gun Control Activists Say "We Can't Shoot Our Way Out Of Problems" in the Wake of an Unprecidented Spate of Gun Massacres. NRA Disagrees, Proposes Arming Teachers. (3.23) Research Shows that School Violence Has Been on the Rise for the Past Six Years. In Other News, the Pope is Catholic. (3.23) FL: Measure Which Would Remove the "Duty to Retreat" From Would-Be Vigilantes Likely to Pass Today. DUCK! (3.23) FL: Open-Fire Law Could Return Florida to the Good Ole' Days, When Men Were Free to Kill Each Other With Impugnity. (3.23) John Conyers is Mad as Hell, and He's Not Going to Take it Anymore. (3.23) John Lott Knows That The Way to Prevent Gun Violence is More Guns... (3.23) ...Though In Related News, John Lott is a Discredited "Researcher" With a Penchant for Female Impersonation. (3.23) PA: Police, City Officials Meet to Address Unprecidented Level of Gun Violence in Philadelphia This Year. (3.23) Despite Immense Public Popularity and Proven Efficacy, Dubya Allowed the Assault Weapons Ban to Expire. Feinstein Says "Not So Fast, Cowboy." (3.23) America's Shooting Gallery MN: Columbine Copycat Was a Self-Styled "Native Nazi," Frequent Contributer to Militant Nazi Group's Message Board. (3.23) MN: School Reaches Out to Students After Gun Violence Hits Home. (3.23) OH: Father and Daughter Spend Monday Family Night Shooting Local 18 Year Old. Who Says Parents Don't Get Involved in Their Kid's Upbringing Anymore? (3.23) FL: Woman Bravely Defends Herself From Man-Eating 2 Pound Chihuahua With A Shotgun. Police Persecute This Courageous Woman! (3.23) AR: All Together Now...Gun Plus Domestic Dispute Equals Tragedy. (3.23) Death Takes A Holiday: Virgin Islands Teen Pleads Guilty to Accidentally Shooting Friend. Darwin Heard Screaming "No! You Got the Wrong Guy!" (3.23) KY: Man Shoots Cop, Self. This Message Paid for By Guns: Bringing Americans the Best in Suicide and Murder Aid Since 1776! (3.23) OR: Man Wielding Umbrella Shot by Police. Anyone Think the Idea of Concealed Carry Might Be a Part of the Reason They're so Jumpy? (3.23) CA: Two Bank Robberies in a Half an Hour. Surely the Perps Didn't Use Legally Purchased Handguns...Right? In Related News, the Gun Guys Has a Bridge in San Francisco We're Looking to Sell. (3.23) TX: Courageous Texan Defends Himself From Rabid, Blood-Thirsty School Bus. (3.23)
Headline Archives for March 23, 2005
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