Headline Archives for April 6, 2005

Gun Guys News

• FL:  YEE-HAW!  The Open Fire Act Passes the House, Bush Expected to Sign.  Duck and Cover!  This Sort of Law Got Alexander Hamilton Killed.  (4.6)
• FL:  Florida Legislature Protects Your Constitutional Right to Murder.  Now THIS is My Kind of "Culture of Life."  (4.6)
• NRA News:  The Upcoming NRA Convention's Keynote Speaker?  None Other Than Scandal Magnet and Creep Extraordinaire Tom "If I Had a Hammer" Delay.  (4.6)
• NRA News:  NRA Has Father of Columbine Victim Arrested For the Horrific Crime of Standing Outside Their Offices With a Photo of His Dead Son.  (4.6)
• KS:  Kansas Legislature Pushes One-Size-Fits-All Gun Bill, Which Would Prohibit Cities From Having Individual Gun Laws.  Cities Protest.  (4.6)
• "More Guns=Less Violence" is like "More Gasoline=Smaller Fire."   (4.6)
• NRA Says Gun Deaths Are the "Price of Freedom."  Um...Can I Get a Refund?  (4.6)
• Lawmakers Still Fighting Law That Would Give Gun Makers Blanket Liability.  Most Businesses Would Kill for Such Protection.  The Gun Makers Did.  (4.6)
• IL:  Illinois House Could Vote on .50 Caliber Ban as Soon as Tomorrow.  NRA, Deer With Body Armor Lobby Against Measure.  (4.6)
• Rumsfield Upset By Another Venezuelan Gun Purchase.  "Guns Like These Should Only Be In the Hands of the American Army and Paranoid Militiamen From Wyoming."  (4.6)

America's Shooting Gallery

• FL:  No Charges Will Be Filed After Man Caps Neighbor While "Target Shooting" in His Backyard.  Authorities Say "Screw it.  That's Legal Now Anyway."  (4.6)
• GA: On Your Marks, Let's Start, the FAMILY FEUD!  Putting the Fun Back in Dysfunctional.  (4.6)
• TX:  Man Cuts of Truck.  Truck Driver Pumps Man Full of Large Caliber Holes.  Take THAT Florida.  (4.6)
• FL: " To Hell With Texas.  Florida Will See Your Highway Shooting and Raise You One!"  Texas Folds, Shouts "Bested Again!"  (4.6)
• IL: Chicago Man Arrested for Domestic Violence Found to Have Over 200 Rifles, Shotguns and Handguns in House.  Claims "He's From Florida."  4.6)
• MS:  Man Kills Girlfriend, Grandmother, Self.  These Stories Come Regular as Clockwork.  When Will We Get the Message?  (4.6)
• GA: Ever Wonder Why Cops Are Almost Universally In Favor of Rational Gun Control?  (4.6)
• IL: Shooting Victim Pleased to Be Released From Hospital.  A Bit More Upset About Being Immediately Arrested For Murder.  (4.6)
• KS: A Fifth Grader is Arrested for Planning a School Shooting.  <Sigh>... They Grow Up So Fast... (4.6)
• PA:  Philly's Back At It!  Four People Shot to Death at Local Convenience Store.  (4.6)