Headline Archives for May 2, 2005

Gun Guys News

A Special Look At Florida's "Culture of Life"

• Florida's Having a Shootenanny, And You're All Invited!  Yee-Haw!   (5.2)
• Florida's "High Noon" Law is So Ill-conceived That Even Those Liberal Gun-Grabbers in Georgia Think It's Friggin' Insane.  (5.2)
• Columnist Ponders...If Florida Feels the Need for a Law Like This, What Does That Say About Florida?  (5.2)
• Murder On Demand: Coming Soon to a State Near You.  A Wayne LaPierre Production.  And No, It's Not a French Film.  (5.2)
• Who's Afraid of the NRA?  Apparantly Florida Lawmakers, Prosecuters, and Other Elected Officials.  Nothing Like a Friendly Tyranny of the Minority, Eh? (5.2)

And Now the Rest

• .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Maker Says His Gun Is Like "Holding Lightening in Your Hand."  We'll Leave the Gun/Phallus Jokes To Your Imagination.  (5.2)
• Feinstein Notes "a sniper atop the Washington Monument (with a .50-caliber rifle) could target anybody or anything within a four-mile radius." Proposes Requiring Background Checks.  That's Not Required?!  (5.2)
• MD: Shocker of the Year!  Gun Shills On Government Gun Panel Gut Gun Laws. Free Ice Cream Cone If You Can Say That Three Times Fast.  (5.2)
• KY: Don't Call It a Comeback!  Gun From Notorious Murder Returns for an Encore.  (5.2)
• There Are 100,000 AK-47s in American Hands.  Remember When Rumsfeld Said It Was a Threat For Venezuela to Buy The Same Amount?  (5.2)

America's Shooting Gallery

• NM:  Drop That Srump-Diddly-Umptious Weapon and Come Out With Your Hands Up!  (5.2)
• FL: Apartment Complex Experiences Second Shooting In a Month.  Tenants Shocked, Until They Remember They Live in Florida.  (5.2)
• PA: Teen Playing With Gun Kills One, Injures Another.  We'd Call This a Mistake, Except That the Gun Did What It Was Designed to Do.  (5.2)
• CA:  Illegal Street Race Ends in Shooting.  Wow.  After Watching GreaseYou'd Never Imagine Something Like This Could Happen!  (5.2)
• FL:  Advice For Ex-Boyfriends.  Nothing Says "Let's Make Up" Quite Like a Bullet to the Stomach.  Love, Floridian Style.  (5.2)
• NV: Mother of Five Gunned Down in Cold Blood On Highway By Mysterious Black SUV.  I Knew I Hated Those Things.  (5.2)
• WA:  Man Pleads Guilty to Shooting Restaurant Manager.  Because Their Jobs Don't Suck Enough As It Is.  (5.2)
• CA:  Is Los Angeles Doing a Las Vegas Impersonation Recently Or Vice Versa? (5.2)
• AZ:  Phoenix Man Kills Wife, Her Lover, Himself.  Who Needs Shakespeare When You've Got the Newswire?  (5.2)
• OR:  The Ultimate Shooting Death Story.  Seriously.  Can Someone Option This And Turn It Into a Vin Diesel Movie?  (5.2)