Headline Archives for May 3, 2005

Gun Guys News

• Law Professor Makes Swiss Cheese of NRA PR About Florida's New "Fire At Will" Vigilante Violence Bill.  Who Are You Going to Believe?  The NRA or a Law Professor?  (5.3)
• VA:  Those Hippy Liberal Communist Nazi Gun-Grabbers in Roanoke Say "Thanks But No Thanks" to NRA's "Smoke 'Em If You Got Guns" Bill.  (5.3)
• IN: Ditto For Those Shaggy-Haired Mao-Spouting America-Hating Femi-nazis in Indiana.  Cut Your Hair, Hippies!  (5.3)
• TN:  " Real 'Culture of Life' Would Embrace Gun Control."  In Other News, Florida Now Allows Death Penalty Without Trial By Jury!  (5.3)
• ME: Maine .50 Caliber Ban Continues to Build Momentum.  Opponents Say "But They're Sooooooo Cool!"  (5.3)
• ME: Gun Nuts Say .50 Caliber Ban Not Needed Since No Crime Committed in Maine With One.  In Other News, Word "Preemption" Disappears from OED.  (5.3)
• NRA News:  Got an Angst-Ridden Socially Isolated Teenager Who Could Use a Couple Grand for Ammo and Explosives?  Have Him Apply Now For the NRA's Outstanding Youth Achievement Award!  (5.3)
• CA: Hunters Fight...For Their Right...To Use Lead Bulleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets!  (5.3)
• Even NRA Types (At the NRA Convention) Get A Little Queasy About Handguns.  "It's Called the National Rifle Association For a Reason."  (5.3)
• AK: Having Solved All The State's Other Problems, Legislature Work to Allow Guns in Cars.  Ask California How Well Those Two Mix.  (5.3)

America's Shooting Gallery

• CA:  California Faces Epidemic of Highway Shootings, 11 Just This Year.  Authorities Suspect "Dealing With California Traffic" As Possible Motive.  (5.3)
• CA:  A Tale to Warm Your Heart.  Guns Brought Two Vapid Celebrities Together!  (5.3)
• PA:  From Our "Hear No Evil" Department, Deaf Mute Kills His Deaf Mute Family In Fit of Rage.  (5.3)
• NY:  Man Killed By Gunfire Managed to Warn Friends to Duck Prior to Attack.  Hero.  (5.3)
• LA:  Another Teen Bites the Dust, Courtesy of "The Accidental Shooting."  These "Accidents" Happen Every Day.  (5.3)
• TX:  Coach Shot By "Pillar of the Community" Takes Turn for the Worse.  Remember Guns+Emotional Situation=Tragedy, No Matter Who You Are.  (5.3)
• MI:  Another Day, Another Child Caught in the Crossfire of the American Love Affair With Guns.  (5.3)
• AR:  Off-Duty Cop Shoots Himself With Fellow Cop's Gun.  Again, Guns+Emotional Situation=Tragedy, No Matter Who You Are.  (5.3)
• IL:  Man Who Was Out of Prison A Month Turns Self In After Allegedly Shooting Two Cousins.  Ten Bucks Says He Got the Gun Through (all together now) STRAW PURCHASES!  (5.3)