Headline Archives for April 8, 2005

Gun Guys News

• IL: Blagojevich Fights For Bill to Let Victims Sue Gun Dealers Who Sell Recklessly Sell Crooks Guns.  What a Crock!  How Are They Supposed to Know Crooks Will Use them for Crime!?  (4.8)
• You Know, We Gun Guys Can Be A Bit Glib, But This Editorial Reminds Us That There's Nothing Funny About the Toll Gun Violence Takes on Communities and Families.  Why Is Death Hardly Even Newsworthy Anymore?  (4.8)
• Bill to Outlaw Selling Guns to Suspected Terrorists Gains Momentum.  NRA Puppets Ask "Who is Standing Up For Terrorists' Rights?!"  (4.8)
• PA: From the World of Framing.Rendell Notes That Democrats Shouldn't Be "Pro-Gun Control," Rather That Like Every Law Enforcement Agency, They Are For Responsible Gun Laws. (4.8) 
• AZ: Ladies and Gentlemen, We Are Proud to Present the Face of the Minuteman Militia.  (4.8)
• FL: Move Over James Bond.  Floridians Have a License to Kill!  (4.8)  
• The NRA Has Been Up to Their Old Tricks.Here's a List of Their Recent "Accomplishments."  (4.8)
• IL: Lawmaker Tells Illinois to "Join the 21st Century" by Allowing People to Solve Their Problems With Violence.  Did He Mean to Say the 12th Century? (4.8)
• NY: Court Rules that School Cannot Use 11th Amendment Defense Against Student Who Sued After Participating in a Gun Trafficking Plot.  Common Sense Surrenders.  (4.8)
• AL: The Aftermath of Bush's Chicken-Livered Decision the Let the Assault Weapons Ban Lapse Continues. (4.8)

America's Shooting Gallery

• DE/MD: Man Goes On Two State Shooting Spree to Protest Warrant Issued For His Arrest In Prior Shooting Offense. Hmm.Reminds Me of NRA Logic. 2 Dead, 4 Injured. (4.8)
• TX: Speculation About the Motives of Man Who Shot Son's Coach. Man Has Tattoo of Gun Packin' Yosemite Sam Saying "Born to Raise Hell." Well.There You Go. (4.8)
• OH: Another Day, Another Kid Planning a School Shooting. (4.8)
• TN: Not Even Bus Driver's Are Safe Anymore.15 Year Old Kills Driver Saying "I Didn't Like His Attitude." (4.8)
• WI: Animal Lovers, Gun Lobby Clash Over Proposal to Legalize Shooting Stray Cats. Gun Lobby Says Cats "Scrump-diddly-umptious." Lick lips. (4.8)
• CA: Word to the Wise. Don't Play Fetch With Your Dog in Long Beach.(4.8)
• MN: Shocker of the Year! Red Lakes Shooter Constantly Mocked, Bullied, Ostracized. Kids Don't Grow Up Killers. They Learn to Become Killers. (4.8)
• CO: Dog Breeder Shot Old Dogs and Ill Pups In the Head, Dumped Them in Pit of Dog Feces. (4.8)
• TX: Texas Bans "Point and Click" Shooting. Don't Worry. All Other Types of Shooting Still Legal in Texas. (4.8)
• GA: Man Threatens to Kill Children With His Gun. Police Take Him Down.With Bean Bags! (4.8)