Headline Archives for April 14, 2005

Gun Guys News

• IL: The Liberal Communist God-Hating Blame America First Crowd at the Chicago Tribune Says .50 Caliber Sniper Rifles Are Indefensible.  Duh.  (4.14)
• Cigarette Lighters No Longer Allowed On Planes.  Guns, Knives Still A-OK.  (4.14)
• MI:  Legalized Murder...Coming Soon to a State Near Your.  An NRA Production.  (4.14)
• New Study Shows the Conceal Carry Laws Increase the Murder Rate.  In Other News, Eating Crisco Straight Up is Bad For You.  (4.14)
• WI:  They Shoot Kitties, Don't They?  Governor Says ''I don't think Wisconsin should become known as a state where we shoot cats."  (4.14)
• NRA Continues Patriotic Campaign to Protect Those Who Recklessly Sell Criminals Guns.  (4.14)
• Gun Lobby Responds to Spate of Shootings By Asking What Gun Laws Ought to Be Relaxed.  (4.14)
• FL:  Hunters Propose Disbanding the Fish and Wildlife Conservation Committee.  Hunting  Would Be So Much Easier Without the Wildlife Cluttering the Forests Up. (4.14)
• NRA:  50,000 Gun Toters Prepare to for NRA Convention.  Down From Early Projections of 60,000.  Other 10,000 Killed in Accidental Shootings.  (4.14)
• VA: Virginia Tech to Discipline Student for Bringing a Concealed Firearm to Class.  Nazis.  (4.14)

America's Shooting Gallery

• CA: Another Road Rage Shooting Leaves Motorist Dead.  NRA Proposes Including AK-47s With New Car Purchases.  (4.14)
• CA:  Two Killed By Debris Caused By Above Shooting.  NRA Proposes Arming "Uh...Well...Um....Give Me a Second."  (4.14)
• TX:  Man Who Shot Illegal Immigrant Claims to Have Mistaken Him For "Wild Hog."  To Be Fair, He Had Hooves and a Curly Tail.   (4.14)
• IL:  Today's Domestic Murder-Suicide Comes Courtesy of Chicago's Southwest Side.  (4.14)
• Canada: Racist Mercenary Drug-Runner Shot.  Live By the Gun, Die By the Gun.  (4.14)
• OR:  Authorities Throw the Book at Stoner-Shooters Who Couldn't Take Out Intended Victim With 23 Shots.  (4.14)
• MI:  Man Arrested For Waxing Seven Year Old Girl in Drive-by Shooting.  (4.14)
• NY:  Planning a School Shooting...It's Not Just for Teenage Boys Anymore.  (4.14)
• IN:  Woman Claims Man Shot Her After She Rejected Marriage Proposal.  Man Claims He Shot Her and Then She Rejected Proposal.  (4.14)
• VT:  Drive-by Shooter Sentenced.  Ben and Jerry Introduce "Driveby Strawberry Shootcake" To Commemorate Event.  (4.14)