Headline Archives for April 19, 2005

Gun Guys News

Our NRA Convention Wrap-Up Edition

• Tom Delay Speaks to the NRA Convention.  Says When In an Ethics Flap, "You Want to Have Your Friends Around, Preferably Armed."  NRA Drinks the Kool-aid, "Activist" Judges Nervous.  (4.19)
• Ted Nugent, Packin' An Assault Weapon in Each Hand, Urges NRA to "Remember the Alamo," Preaches Plan of Glorious Anarchist Revolution.  (4.19)
• Ted Nugent: Wild Man of the Woods.  (4.19)
• "From My Cold Dead Hands!"  Tom Delay Gets His "Heston" On, Prepares for Civil War Reenactment, Hangs Out With Village People Reject.  (4.19)
• NRA Minces an Old Cliche, Says "If You Take Guns Out of the Hands of Terrorists, Only Law-Abiding People Will Have Guns!"  (4.19)
• Charlie Daniels, Ted Nugent, Wayne LaPierre Kick Off NRA Convention With Veritable Cornucopia of Violent Speech!  (4.19)
• Ted Nugent is Rocking So Hard It HURTS! (4.19)
• Someone Should Tell Him that Flag Etiquette Forbids Wearing the American Flag.  (4.19)
• We Tried, But He Was Too Busy ROCKIN' OUT!!! (4.19)
• Even Former Lawmaker and Renowned Duelist Zell Miller Stopped By for Punch and Pie! (4.19)
• Ted Nugent Butchering the National Anthem, Wayne LaPierre Butchering Logic, and Dubya Butchering His Sentences!  It's NRA Convention Video Footage. Click on "Browse the Archives."  (4.19)

   And Now For Everything Else

• Straw Purchases Still Funnel Legally Purchased Guns to Gangs and Crooks.  NRA Still Opposes Limiting Bulk Gun Purchases Which Allow This.  (4.19)
• PA:  Like the Girl Who Was Murdered in this Story (4.19)
• "There is, in fact, a different way to address gun violence: by approaching it is as the problem it is - a public health problem."  (4.19)

America's Shooting Gallery

• CA: Another Road Rage Shooting Leaves Motorist Dead.  NRA Proposes Including AK-47s With New Car Purchases.  (4.14)
• CA:  Two Killed By Debris Caused By Above Shooting.  NRA Proposes Arming "Uh...Well...Um....Give Me a Second."  (4.14)
• TX:  Man Who Shot Illegal Immigrant Claims to Have Mistaken Him For "Wild Hog."  To Be Fair, He Had Hooves and a Curly Tail.   (4.14)
• IL:  Today's Domestic Murder-Suicide Comes Courtesy of Chicago's Southwest Side.  (4.14)
• Canada: Racist Mercenary Drug-Runner Shot.  Live By the Gun, Die By the Gun.  (4.14)
• OR:  Authorities Throw the Book at Stoner-Shooters Who Couldn't Take Out Intended Victim With 23 Shots.  (4.14)
• MI:  Man Arrested For Waxing Seven Year Old Girl in Drive-by Shooting.  (4.14)
• NY:  Planning a School Shooting...It's Not Just for Teenage Boys Anymore.  (4.14)
• IN:  Woman Claims Man Shot Her After She Rejected Marriage Proposal.  Man Claims He Shot Her and Then She Rejected Proposal.  (4.14)
• VT:  Drive-by Shooter Sentenced.  Ben and Jerry Introduce "Driveby Strawberry Shootcake" To Commemorate Event.  (4.14)