Headline Archives for April 26, 2005

Gun Guys News

• NRA Goes On the Offensive Against 50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Ban Proposed in IL.  Obviously They Wouldn't Resort to Lies to Mobilize Their Base.  (4.26)
• IL:  Whoops.  Nevermind.  Turns Out They Would. (4.26)
• NRA Head(case) Sandra Froman Practicing Her "Sieg Heil."  Oh Yeah...And a Profile Too.  (4.26)
• AZ: Governor Decides That Guns and Booze Don't Mix.  NRA Protests "Who Will Stand Up For the Right of Winos to Solve Disputes With Bullets!"  (4.26)
• AZ: At Least One Gun Owner Says He'll Take His Beer and Bullets Separately, Thank You Very Much.  (4.26)
• Murder: It's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore!  NRA Taking Their "Death on Ice" Tour to a Town Near You! Florida "Fire at Will" Bill is "First Step of a Multi-State Strategy."  (4.26)
• FL:  Now That Jeb Has Signed the "Murder on Demand" Bill, Nutjobs Everywhere Prepare to Declare Open Season On Mankind.  (4.26)
• WI:  Liberal Commie Gun Grabbers Think People Should Have to Pass Background Checks to Buy Firearms.  What Insane Extremists!  (4.26)
• PA:  Pittsburgh's Strict Gun Laws Help Reduce Homicide by 38%.  What Happened to All Those Gun Shills Saying Philadelphia Needed More Guns to End Their Murder Wave?  (4.26)
• Does a Gun in the Home Make You More Safe?  Our Survey Says...  (4.26)

America's Shooting Gallery

A Special Booze, Bullets, and Bozo Gun Shills Edition

• IN: Man Pistol-Whipped in Bar Bathroom.  Mmmmmmmm...Pistol Whip.  (4.26)
• NV: Man Shot Dead in Parking Lot of Vegas Casino.  Why Bother Playing Roulette?  Seems Like Just Vacationing in Vegas is a Gamble.  (4.26)
• IL:  Rock Island Bar Shooting is Third in a Week.  Man Shot in Foot Drives Self to Hospital.  Talk About a Lead Foot.  (4.26)
• LA: New Orleans Rapper "Weebie" Cited As Accessory to Murder in Bar Shooting That Left One Dead.  Dude...If You Want Street Cred do the Shooting Yourself and Have Someone Else Drive YOU Away.  (4.26). 

And Now the Rest...

• NJ:  87 Year Old Gun Toting Woman "Forgets" She's Packing as She Enters Courthouse.  Senility Isn't a Barrier to Gun Ownership.  (4.26)
• IL: Teenager Shots Another After Dispute About Bicycle.  The Cost of Human Life Keeps on Dropping.  (4.26)
• Australia Seeks to Solve "Wild Camel" Epidemic With Helicopters and Guns.  Reserve Your Seat Now!  (4.26)
• NY: Students Memorialize Courageous Teenager Killed in Store Robbery.  Oh Yea...He Was the Robber.  (4.26)
• GA: How Many Cowards Does It Take to Murder a Teenage Girl At Her Birthday Party?  Apparently Four and Two Handguns.  Just Sickening...  (4.26)
• MS: Police Consider Negligence Charge Against Mother of Accidental Shooting Victim.  Consider?  What Else Could This Possibly Be?  (4.26)