Headline Archives for April 25, 2005

Gun Guys News

• The Assault Weapons Ban that Wasn't a Ban is No Longer a Ban that Wasn't a Ban  (4.25)
• LA: Gun Sellers Complain That Performing Background Checks Leads Them To Sell Fewer Guns.  Um...That's Kind of the Point, Guys.  (4.25)
• DC:  Appeal Court Says Victims of Automatic Weapon Attacks Can Sue Manufacturers.  Accountability...Now There's an Old-Fashioned Idea.  (4.25)
• One Patriot Proposes an Alternative to Lawsuits Against Gun Makers.  Make Them Put Their Money Where Their Mouth Is.  (4.25)
• Ted Nugent is a Down Home Guy With Down Home Tastes.  Tastes Like Wild Game, Guns-a-Plenty, and Statutory Rape.  (4.25)
• Hunters Beginning to Realize that Gun Contol Isn't the Only Hunter's Rights Issue.  Like Maintaining the Environment that Makes Hunting Possible.  (4.25)
• Man...Between the NRA Conference Last Week and This I'm Thinking America's Trailer Park Residents Have Spent All Their Vacation Time!  Line for Space Mountain To Be Considerably Shorter This Summer.  (4.25)
• NRA Gives Noted Dueling Enthusiast, Senility Expert Zell Miller an Award for Lifetime Achievement.  (4.25)
• The Myth of Self Defense.  150 Gun Deaths for Every Instance of Self Defense.  NRA Says "Who You Gonna Believe?  Us or Your Lying Eyes?"  (4.25)
• Straw Purchases Are a Criminal's Best Friend.  Well, At Least Until Blanket Immunity for Gun Makers and Sellers Makes Them Free to Just Cut Out the Middleman.  (4.25)

America's Shooting Gallery

• CT:  Police Have Arrest 35 Students at One High School for Shooting Threats, Among Other Charges.  Florida Schools Claim "We Can Totally Top That."  (4.25)
• MO:  Saint Louis Cabbies Are Dropping Like Flies.  Two Shot to Death in One Month.  (4.25)
• NY: Four Dead in Shooting Spree. "I walked out my door...My family was gone."  From America: The Civilized World's Leading Authority of Gun Violence.  (4.25)
• Shooting Justices Isn't a New-Fangled Idea.  Republicans Just Made it More Fashionable.  (4.25)
• NY: 50 Cent's Manager Robbed at Gun Point.  Told To Never Visit Queens Again.   And That's a Bad Thing Because...?  (4.25)
• PA:  Two Teenagers Gun Down a Cop.  NRA Proposes Arming Cops, Says "Oh...wait..."  (4.25)
• MS: Man Who Shot Coworker Gets His Day in Court.  Employers Cancel "Bring Your Gun to Work Day." (4.25)
• NV: What Happens in Vegas, Gets Prosecuted in Vegas.  (4.25)
• IN:  Woman Proves that Murder Suicides Aren't Just for Men.  (4.25)
• CO: Man Combines His Diverse Interests, Including High Speed Chases and Vengeance Most Bloody, Into Impressive Display of Human Depravity.  (4.25)