Headline Archives for August 15, 2005

Gun Guys News

• The NRA Thinks the UN Is Out To Get Gun Owners.  That's Good, Because Paranoia Is a Great Quality For Someone Carrying A Gun (8.15)
• "Expert on Gun Laws" Claims Vatican is Against God By Backing the UN's Treaty Against Illegal Guns.  God Rolls Eyes, Sighs.  (8.15)
• NC: State Senate Passes Bill To Require Telling Victims of Domestic Violence How To Get a Concealed Weapon.  They Must Not Have Done the Math: Domestic Violence + Gun = Homicide. (8.15)
• Fortunately, The Daily Dispatch Has.  "It's a Law Domestic Violence Victims Didn't Need." (8.15)
• Canada Continues To Be Victimized By the US's Lack of Serious Gun Control.  Instead of Canada's Experienced Older Brother, We're Becoming Canada's Scary Cousin Who Spends Too Much Time In the Shed Cleaning His Rifle (8.15)
• More News About Minnesota's Gun Crime Epidemic.  Welcome to a Nation of 230 Million Guns. (8.15)
• Want To Save Lives?  Subtract the Gun (8.15)
• How To Keep Your Home Safe: Burglar Alarms, Smoke Detectors, and Gun Locks (8.15)
• CA: LAPD To Test Stronger Enforcement of Gun Transfer Documentation (8.15)
• Car Manufacturers Are Required To Ensure Their Products are Safe-- Why Not Gun Manufacturers? (8.15)

America's Shooting Gallery

• NY: Airsoft Gun Leads To Trouble During Training.  Thank You, Culture of Violence (8.15)
• PA: "Listen, Cinderella, I'm Telling You For the Last Time..."  Good Thing He Had That Gun Sitting Around the House. (8.15)
• GA: This is a Classic: Man Shot By Police Twice In Same Shoulder On Same Night (8.15)
• MA: "Marine of the Year" Fires On Rowdy Nightclub Crowd (8.15)
• TX: Man Fires Shotgun Into the Air Near Cindy Sheehan's War Protest.  Claims "This is Texas," Which, Surprisingly, Explains Plenty. (8.15)
• CO: Gun Toter Crashes Party, Gets Teargassed By Cops.  He Must Have Been Double Dipping the Salsa.  So Annoying!  (8.15)
• TX: 59-Year-Old Woman and 58-Year-Old Man Fight Over Gun.  He Ends Up Dead. (8.15)
• MI: "If You Think a Gun [In The House] Is There To Protect You, Chances Are Greater It's Going To Harm Somebody In Your Family." (8.15)
• AZ: Three Men Hold a Cabbie At Gunpoint Just To Tell Him Not To Move.  Maybe He Had a Bee On His Back. (8.15)
• KY: Armed Robbery Thwarted... By Cell Phone (8.15)