Headline Archives for May 5, 2005

Gun Guys News

• PA:  84% of all Homicides Begin With the Business End of a Gun.  NRA Claims "We're Working Hard To Get That Number to 100%!"  (5.5)
• MN:  The Two Most Impassioned Groups in America Are Facing Off.  Gun Nuts, Meet the Suburbanites.  Last Man Standing Wins.  (5.5)
• U.S. Military Introduces Its New .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle.  Surprisingly Enough It Has Most of the Same Range and Accuracy as the Ones Gun Nuts Can Currently Buy More Easily Than a Handgun.  (5.5)
• Is It Time For the Gun Industry and the Gun Control Movement to Find Common Ground?  Interesting Debate From All Sides.  (5.5)
• MN: Police Officer Lends Friend a Gun, Later Used in Driveby Shooting.  Come On Buddy, This Isn't Exactly a Cup of Sugar.  (5.5)
• MN:  State Prepares To Enter the Nightmarish World of Concealed Carry States.  Great Commentary From a Passionate Voice.  (5.5)
• MO:  Missouri Citizens Don't Need No Stinkin' State Issued Permits.  They're Already Posing as Floridians.  (5.5)
• OH:  Judges Picking Up Pistols to Prepare After Prisoner Pops Police At Court Appearance.  (5.5)
• PA:  Gun Buyback Program Yields Over a Thousand Guns.  NRA Continues to Insist Buybacks Don't Work. (5.5)
• Two Soldiers Arrested for Trafficking Ammunition, Possibly to Guerilla Groups.  They Were Truly Number One With a Bullet.  (5.5)

America's Shooting Gallery

Eagles Gone Wild!  Eddie Eagle Shows Some Loudmouthed Toddlers What's What.  (5.5) CA:  Forrest Gump's Pal Bubba Accosted By Gun-Toting Bigot With Unthinking Hatred of Shrimp Boats. (5.5) WA:  Man's Murder-Suicide From Yesterday Apparently Experienced Some Satellite Delay.  (5.5) Canada:  Man Claims He Was "Wrangling With Poltergeists" When He Shot a Mountie.  NRA Attempts to Send Poltergeists Membership Packets.  (5.5) FL:  Child Surprised to Find a .357 Magnum and a Couple Bottles of Drugs in His Backpack.  What a Crappy Lunch.   (5.5) PA:  Teenager to be Tried For "Accidental Shooting" of Two Friends.  How Many Times Do We Have to Repeat This?  There Is No Such Think As An Accidental Gun Death.  That's What Guns Do!  (5.5) OH: Man Shuts Down Airport After Attempting to Bring a Loaded Gun on Airplane.  Claims He Was Afraid He Might Have to Make a Layover in Florida.  (5.5) CA: Trial Attempts to Figure Out Whether Maniac Cop Attacked Innocent Family, Or Maniac Family Attacked Innocent Cop.  Sponsored By Firearms, Your One Stop Source For All Your Death-Dealing Needs.  (5.5) TX:  Border Towns Face Crime Epidemics That Have Residents Afraid To Leave Their Houses.  Surprise, Surprise, Crooks Aren't Armed With Slingshots.  (5.5)