Headline Archives for May 11, 2005

Gun Guys News

• OR:  State Legislature Does Their Patented Tom Delay Impersonation, Gives Blanket Liability Protection to Gun Industry.  (5.11)
• NY:  Court Upholds State's Right To Reserve Concealed Weapon Permits For People Who Are From New York.  (5.11)
• TX:  Trial Reveals That Street Gang Bought Assault Weapons Used to Massacre Six At...drumroll...A Gun Show!  Thanks to the NRA For Fighting To Restrict Regulation of Gun Show Sales!  (5.11)
• Gun Nuts Who Claim The U.N. Won't Rest Until It Has Taken All Our Weapons, Here's a Little Dose of Reality to Put In Your Kool-Aid.  (5.11)
• FL:  Here's the History of One Florida Town's Track Record of Senseless Crime and Tragedies.  From the Pistol-Packin'est State in the Union.   (5.11)
• ME: Shocker of the Month...Gun Nuts Send Death Threats to Gun Control Supporters.  And Here They Seemed Like Such Wholesome Folk!  (5.11)
• TN:  More Gun-Free Gun Violence Prevention Tips From Those Liberal Gun Grabbers in Scenic Tennessee.  (5.11)
• OH:  Mark Your Calendars Folks!  The NRA Is Bringing the Greatest Show on Earth, the 2005 NRA Convention, To Columbus!  No Word If DeLay and That Village Person Version of Davy Crockett Will Be On Hand. (5.11)
• GA:  Gun Nuts Fight For Their Constitutional Right To Hunt In Suburban Atlanta Neighborhoods.  "Just Chase That Buck Into the Cul-De-Sac, Jimmy!"  (5.11)
• AL:  Cops Stare Down the Barrel of a Gun in Training.  Because With All the Guns in the U.S., They'll Be Doing It A Lot In Real Life.  (5.11)

America's Shooting Gallery

NY:  Uzi Found In Home of  Isolated, Rage-Filled Loner.  Oh, Poor Uzi.  Why Can't You Meet Any Nice Boys?  (5.11) CA:  Man Kills His Family of Five, Self on Ranch in Southern California.  If Only They'd Been Armed!  Oh...Wait...  (5.11) AR:  Three Teens Arrested For Flashing Gun At Fast Food Joint.  On the Bright Side, They Didn't Take It To School!  (5.11) NY:  Unlike This One...  (5.11) NY:  Today's "Accidental Gun Death" Comes to Us From Long Island.  Ever Notice These Are Almost Always in the Suburbs Where There's Hardly Any Crime?  Less Self-Defense Than Self-Sabotage.  (5.11) TX:  The Continuing Adventures of the Toy Gun Bank Robber.  Truly a One of a Kind Individual.  (5.11) WA:  70 Year Old Man Fulfills Fantasy of Countless Fathers, Caps His Daughter's Boyfriend.  (5.11) AR:  Man Brings His Domestic Dispute (and His Gun) To School Where Wife Works.  Jailarity Ensues.  (5.11) FL:  Soldier Fighting In Iraq Runs Into Trouble When He Tries to Ship Home Grenades, Assault Rifles, Etc.  Says "What Can I Say?  Have You BEEN To Florida?" (5.11) FL:  Cop Scares of Dog With a Gun.  Brings List of Things Guns Can Do To Two.  Kill and Frighten.   (5.11)