Headline Archives for May 19, 2005

Gun Guys News

• Too Much Of a Terrorist to Ride an Airplane?  Don't Fret!  You're Still Plenty American Enough To Buy a Legal Firearm!  Self-Assured Destruction Is The New Mutually-Assured Destruction.  (5.19)
• MN:  Conceal Carry Bill Is On Governor's Desk.  Plans To Give It The Ole' Rubber Stamp and Soak In Gun Industry Largesse.  (5.19)
• MN:  Guns: Coming Soon to a Place of Worship Near You.  Take THAT Holy Spirit!  (5.19)
• TN:  Free Speech, Right To Due Process, Right  to Humane Treatment...Meet The Right To Bow-Hunt With a Dog!  (5.19)
• MA:  Murder Traced to Gun Purchased At Texas Gun Show.  NRA Still Fighting Mandatory Background Checks For Gun Dealers...Why?   (5.19)
• PA:  As Usual, While The People Get It Right, The Politicians Get It Dead Wrong.  (5.19)
• DC:  You Know What Always Helps Crime Infested Cities With a Poverty Endemic and Under-Performing Schools?  Lots of Guns.  (5.19)
• NC:  Lawmakers Eschew Common Sense, Say Perhaps Guns Will Help Curb Domestic Disputes.  (5.19)
• FL:  Out With the Old (The Duty To Retreat), and In With the New (Kill Anybody Who Threatens You).  (5.19)
• CT:  Guns Are The Symptom Of A Disease In Our Society.  Which Means the NRA, Essentially, Is Protecting American's Right to Vomit.  (5.19)

 

America's Shooting Gallery

 

• IL:  Man Insulted Over Size Of His Gun Responds By Showing Its Effectiveness.  And Gun Nuts Wonder Why We Make Gun/Phallus Jokes All The Time?  (5.19)
• NY:  You Can't Keep A Good Gun Nut Whacko Down!  Unless Of Course He Has a Heart Attack Before He's Able To Carry Out His Anti-Government Plot.  (5.19)
• TX:  Over $100,000 In Guns Missing From Store.  Another Fine Example of Model Conduct From the Responsible Gun Owners of America.  (5.19)
• NC:  Class Prom Preparations: Get Corsage, Rent Tux, Get Hair Done, Murder Parents... (5.19)
• CA:  A Gun-Related California Road Rage Incident That Doesn't End With a Shooting Death?  How Sad That This is Comparatively Good News.  (5.19)
• OH:  Men Are Playing The Most Dangerous Game...Hunting Mankind!  (5.19)
• OH:  "Is There a Doctor In the House?"  "No, He Got Killed By a Sniper in Ohio."  (5.19)
• MA:  The Only Thing More Shocking Than Two Men Shooting Into a Crowd of Innocent People Due to a Neighborhood Dispute?  That It Didn't Happen In Florida! (5.19)
• AZ:  Five Arrested in One Weekend Shooting.  Your Gang Is Going Nowhere With Those Productivity Numbers.  (5.19)
• KA:  61 Year Old Proud He's Still Feisty Enough To Warrant Murder, Rape, Drug Charges.  (5.19)