Headline Archives for May 23, 2005

Gun Guys News

• PA:  If You Ever Needed Proof That Too Many Chefs Spoils the Soup, Behold The Governor's Commission to Address Gun Violence.  (5.23)
• PA:  How The NRA Helped Declaw the Commission to Address Gun Violence.  (5.23)
• IL:  Vandermyde, Sure To Enter the Great One Named Pantheon of Folks Like Stalin, Godzilla, Lucifer, Etc. (5.23)
• IL:  The NRA and Its Buddies Want to Have Their Cake and Shoot It Too.  (5.23)
• The NRA Wants The Supreme Court.  The Same NRA That Doesn't Think the Gun Industry Should Be Legally Accountable For Their Actions.  Subtle Irony Or Profound Hypocrisy?  You Decide.  (5.23)
• MS:  Cops Destroy Guns Confiscated from Criminals.  According to the Gun Industry Shills, This Will Most Likely Cause Crime to Sky Rocket.  (5.23)
• Tijuana Chock Full o' Guns and Thusly Gun Violence.  The NRA Still Believes that Only Guns Can End Gun Violence.  Remember Jeff Gannon's Softball Question to Dubya?  "...People Who Have So Clearly Divorced Themselves From Reality..." (5.23)
• UT:  " I hope that Gov. Jon Huntsman will look carefully at the nominees to the Court of Appeals, and will appoint a judge who is capable of resisting the pressure of fringe organizations, one-issue pressure groups and wild-eyed ideologues, and of making thoughtful, common-sense judicial decisions."  (5.23)
• GA:  After City Council Decides to Not Decide if Hunting Should Be Allowed In Suburban Neighborhoods, Locals Wonder If Logic or Gun Industry Rhetoric Will Prevail. (5.23)
• CT:  Man Sells Finger and the Guillotine He Cut It Off With on Ebay to Benefit Gun Control Cause.  " When I did it, people said I was crazy."  Um, We Love You Politics, But Dude...You're Crazy.  (5.23)

 

America's Shooting Gallery

• AL:  When You Try To Use the "It's Not My Gun" Defense, Don't Tattoo The Serial Number and a Picture of Said Gun On Your Hip.  (5.23)
• NY:  The Only Thing Scarier Than a Toddler Bringing a Gun to School?  A Toddler Sharing a Gun at School.  (5.23)
• NY:  How Do You Thank Mom For All Her Tireless Support?  Bring Her Home Something Special.  (5.23)
• WV:  Unknown Attacker Guns Down Four Teenagers.  Just Disgusting.  (5.23)
• NY: Two PIs Claim They Are Police, Attempt to Board Plane With Guns.  Is It Sadder If They Didn't Know Any Better or if They Did?  (5.23)
• We Have A Lot In Common With South Africa.  Legal Firearms Are Responsible For Most of Their Domestic Gun Violence Too!  (5.23)
• NY: Former DA Threatened Wife With a Handgun.  Won't Be Able To Plead Ignorance of the Law...(5.23)
• TX:  No, No.  It's Super Sized, Not Shooter Sized. (5.23)
• CA:  The Only Thing Worse Than Escorting a Pistol Packin' Kid to the Principal's Office?  The Principal Not Telling You the Kid Had a Gun.  (5.23)
• PA:  When Reporters Announce the Crimes of the Century, Rest Assured That "The Great Spaghetti Warehouse Caper" Will Not Be On the List. (5.23)