Headline Archives for May 26, 2005

Gun Guys News

• The Push Continues To Free the Gun Industry From the Restrictive Shackles of Legal Responsibility.  (5.26)
• The Personification of "Keep It Simple Stupid."  PAX Shows Parents That Protecting Their Kids From Gun Violence Is Easier Than They Might Think. (5.26)
• IL: NRA Tells Blagojevich "We'll Gladly Trade You This Shiny New Penny For a Hundred Dollar Bill."  Blagojevich Wisely Responds "No Way." (5.26)
• OH: Advocates Are Working to Close the Classified Ad Loophole That Allows Unlicensed Sellers to Deal Guns Without Any Background Checks. (5.26)
• NY:  State Assembly Passes .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Ban.  Proof That Not All Lawmakers Are Devoid of Decency and Common Sense. (5.26)
• PA: With Every Day That Goes By, the .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Getting Less Popular Than Goebbels at a Bar Mitzvah. (5.26)
• IL:  Everybody's Learning to (Not) Love the .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle...The First Name in Death From a Distance! (5.26)
• TX: I've Always Said the Problem With Texas Is They Just Don't Have Enough Armed Citizens.  Introducing the Judge, Jury, and Executioner. (5.26)
• MN:  Sometimes People's Behavior Makes It Painfully Obvious That They're Not Proud of What They've Done. (5.26)
• NJ:  Police Say We're Not Doing Nearly Enough to Fight Gun Running.  In Other News, Milk Comes From Cows. (5.26)

America's Shooting Gallery

OH:  The Mysterious Case of the Incredible Vanishing Gun Totin' Lunatic of Toledo, OH.  (5.26) NY:  Man Is Livid That The Guns He Illegally Purchased Were Stolen.  (5.26) NV: For One Massage Parlor, There's No Happy Endings. (5.26) PA: Like Father, Like Son.  The Cycle of American Gun Violence. (5.26) NY: Bad: Shooting Your Wife.  Worse: Shooting Your Wife In the Back While She's Running Away From You. (5.26) OH:  The Highway Shooting Case Is Heating Up.  (5.26) UT: Seems the Last Few Months the Highways Have Been More Dangerous Than Ever.  That's Why I Just Take a Boat Everywhere. (5.26) NY:  Woman Attempts Claims She Didn't Want To Kill Her Abusive Husband.  Which is Probably Why She Picked Up a Gun, Aimed It At Him, and Pulled the Trigger. (5.26) WI:  Police Officer Walks Away From Shooting With Nothing But a Welt.  Many Others Aren't So Lucky. (5.26) OH:  Teacher Fires .50 Caliber Rifle At Unsuspecting Trailer on School Grounds.  With Tons of Kids Around.  During Class.  Man...I Went to the Wrong School. (5.26)