Headline Archives for May 27, 2005

Gun Guys News

• NY: The .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle Is Less Popular Than Elia Kazan One Of Arthur Miller's Birthday Parties. (5.27)
• IL:  The Gun Apologists Should Keep Their Eyes Open For the "Thank You" Bouquet The Gangbangers Are Sending Their Way. (5.27)
• Monkey See, Monkey Shoot? (5.27)
• IL: Blagojevich Tells the NRA "I Will Not Put That In My Pipe and Smoke It, Thank You Very Much." (5.27)
• IL: Meet Peter Roskam, The Man Behind the "Give With One Hand and Take With the Other" Gun Bill Blagojevich Is Going To Veto. (5.27)
• Mexico: "Hey Billy!  I'll Trade You This Mint Condition Kilo of Cocaine For Two .22s and Your Manuel Noreaga Rookie Card."  (5.27)
• CT: Law Enforcement Fighting An Uphill Battle Against Illegal Guns.  NRA Fighting A Downhill Battle Against Common Sense. (5.27)
• CA:  Legislators Think Gun Sellers Should Have to Keep Ammunition Safely Stored Away.  Gun Shill Indignation in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... (5.27)
• NC:  Legislature Realizes That The Big Problem With Domestic Violence Cases Is The Lack Of Easy Access To Firearms. Then Why Are There So Many Domestic Murder-Suicides? (5.27)
• "Most Illegal Guns Were Once In Legal Hands." See?  South America and the U.S. Have Something In Common After All! (5.27)

America's Shooting Gallery

• GA: Advice to Robbers Everywhere...You're Supposed to Shoot The Person You're Robbing, Not Yourself. (5.27)
• GA:  Man Who Shot His Girlfriend Aims For Guinness Record For Longest Time Spent Standing on a Crane in Downtown Atlanta By a Moron. (5.27)
• AR: Teen Shoots Himself While Trying to Draw Gun From His Pants.  To Be Charged With a Terrorist Act.  Presumably For Terrorizing Himself? (5.27)
• GA:  You Know One Thing That Makes You a Much More Effective Police Officer?  NOT LEAVING YOUR GUN IN THE BATHROOM! (5.27)
• AR: Wal-Mart So Guilty, Being The Most Evil Company In the World, They're Start To Fantasize About People Doing to Them What They Do To Small Towns. (5.27)
• MI: Gangs to the Left of Me, More Gangs to the Right, Here I am Stuck In the Middle <KABOOM>. (5.27)
• MI:  Spelling of Divorce Changes to G-U-N-S-H-O-T.  (5.27)
• AZ:  Old and Busted: No Gum Chewing In Class.  New Hotness: No Gun Concealing In Class. (5.27)
• CA:  Somehow I Doubt This Is What He Had In Mind When He Said "Hey Guys, Check This Out!" (5.27)
• NH: Newsflash!  Waving a Gun At a Trucker With a CB Radio Is a Good Way To Get a Visit From the Boys in Blue. (5.27)