Headline Archives for May 31, 2005

Gun Guys News

• IL:  The Illinois Legislature Presents "Gun Wars: Revenge of the Sensible."  The Empire, I Mean NRA, Surrenders. (5.31)
• IL:  The NRA Didn't Get To Have Its Cake Or Eat It Either.  A Victory for Common Sense and Decency! (5.31)
• NY:  The .50 Caliber Sniper Rifle is as Popular Sam Walton at a Wobblies Convention.  (5.31)
• Responsibility is so Passe.  After All, This is America. (5.31)
• There's Nothing For Un-American That Holding Powerful Industrialists Accountable For Their Actions.  The American Dream Surrenders. (5.31)
• The Minutemen Militia Might Be Considering a Comeback Tour.  Because They Were so Successful Last Time. (5.31)
• OH: Ohio Gun Control Advocates (Or As We Like To Call Them "Sane Ohioans") Think Maybe People Shouldn't Be Able to Sell Guns With No Background Checks Through Classified Ads. (5.31)
• NC:  Brave Columnist Points Out Why Conceal-Carry Reciprocity is a BAD FRIGGIN' IDEA! (5.31)
• DE:  The NRA is Fighting Hard To Make Sure You're Able to Hunt a Deer with a Glock.  In Other News, NRA Lobbyists Have Too Much Spare Time On Their Hands. (5.31)
• WV:  Communist Gun Grabbing Nazi Satanists Think Sex Offenders Don't Need Firearms.  For Shame...For Shame! (5.31)

America's Shooting Gallery

• MN:  Group of "Responsible Gun Enthusiasts" Manage to Use a Four Year Old Boy For Target Practice.  This is the Face of the NRA.  This is the Price of Their Agenda. (5.31)
• OH: "Good Kid" from "Good Family" Makes Bad Use of the Family's .22 Rifle.  Kills Five, Then Himself.  Our Thanks to the NRA Are Their Deluded Flock For Making All This Possible!  (5.31)
• OR:  Add "The Top Of Your Barbeque" To the List Of "Worst Possible Places to Set Your Gun." (5.31)
• MO: BBQ Ends In Fatalities.  And We're Not Talking About Heart Disease Down the Road Either. (5.31)
• VA: The Worst Part About Gun Violence?  The Innocent Lives Caught In the Crossfire.  Worst Part for the NRA?  Finding a Good Way To Spin Tragedy. (5.31)
• CA:  Methinks Someone's Property Value Probably Dropped About a Hundred Grand...(5.31)
• NC: Highways Shootings Are Coming On Strong in North Carolina.  (5.31)
• NY:  Behold!  The World' First Funeral/Graduation Party! (5.31)
• CA:  Big Shooting in California.  And We Ain't Talking About A New Movie Being Filmed. (5.31)
• TX: Port Arthur, Texas Faces Spree of Drive-by Shootings.  I'm Sure Their Lax Gun Control Laws Don't Encourage Criminals Or Anything. (5.31)